Below, please find a small collection of those characters you can never find on those all-too-prevalent UK/US English keyboards when you quickly need to write your father a note at 2AM.
Please feel free to exploit my convenience for whatever nefarious ends you see fit.


ü   Ü
ä   Ä
ö   Ö
ß

Confused? Reform der Deutschen Rechtschreibung von 1996

Buy a Duden, bitches.

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